TNA IMPACT RESULTS 7.24.08

TNA Impact Results 7.24.08



Match Results:
1. Consequences Creed Vs. Eric Young, Johnny Devine, and Jimmy Rave (With Lance Rock)
Consequences Creed Won

2. Matt Morgan Vs. Korey Chavis
Matt Morgan comes out victorious

3. Beer Money (with Jacqueline) Vs. The Motor City Machine Guns
Beer Money takes the win

4. Taylor Wilde Vs. Velvet Sky (with Angelina Love) (They had the match about three times)
Taylor Wilde retains the Women’s Tile
5. Team 3D and Kurt Angle Vs. A.J. Styles, Christian Cage, and Rhino

Kurt Angle eliminates A.J. Styles and wins the five table elimination match
This weeks TNA Impact opened with Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash entering into the ring surrounded by six sides of steel. Samoa Joe proposed a Steel Cage match against Booker T at Hard Justice at which the TNA Heavyweight Champion himself (along with his lovely gal Sharmell) responded by proposeing tables and ladders added to the mix. Although Booker had the contract with him, (for whatever reason) there would be a contract signing later on in the show.
Getting ready for their five table elimination match backstage, Christian Cage, A.J. Styles, and Rhino discussed reasons why Sting turned on Samoa Joe. More conversation about Sting from Team 3D and Kurt Angle. Jeremy Borash interviewed them in a funny segment. Ray has discussed some theories about Santa Claus, O.J. Simpson (He seems to think that O.J. is innocent…..yeahhhhh….okayyy sure) and then Sting.
Lauren interviews The Motor City Machine Guns who gave a great promo in which Sabin called Beer Money quite a few bad names (Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names will never hurt. Dammit, Sabin don’t you know that!) like a chubby cowboy and stock market prick with a ponytail. (I’m not too sure what he has against stock brokers) They talked about the city of Detroit and blah blah blah….
Note: A little bit of S&M going on in TNA. Shelley tied Storm around the ringpost and whipped him. I guess Storm has been a bad bad boy. (Hide the children, LoL)
A funny segment from Socal Val and Sonjay in a hospital toom. Jeremey was the interviewer. Val said she did not watch the replay of last week claiming that she hates violence (how ironic). Sonjay claimed that he was in a coma for three days whilst thinking of Val (how romantic). Jeremy grilled Val asking her how Sonjay could be thinking whilst in a coma. (Now that is some hard hitting journalism)
Finally the moment we have been waiting for….the contract signing. Booker T, Sharmell, Samoa Joe, and Kevin Nash are in the middle of the ring. “I see I have my wife here with me and you have your…” Booker said (or something to that effect) before stopping and looking at Nash. Booker told Joe to get rid of his “punkass” friend and. Joe retorted that Sharmell should leave the ring as well. Booker kissed Sharmell. (Aww!) He dissed Joe and told he could do the same. (Damn!) Joe said (something to the effect of), “I would, but I heard your wife was not a good kisser.” (HaHa)
They both signed the contract. The lights went out (Gee, I wonder what that could mean). When the lights came back on, Poor Somoa Joe was laid out with Booker holding Sting’s baseball bat.
Tada!