TNA IMPACT RESULTS 7.31.08

• NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR TNA TAG TITLES: JAMES STORM and ROBERT ROODE (w/JACQUELINE) def. CHRISTIAN CAGE and RHINO.

• CURRY MAN and SHARK BOY and JAY LETHAL (w/SOCAL VAL) def. LANCE ROCK and JIMMY RAVE and JOHNNY DEVINE (w/CHRISTY HEMME).

• NON-TITLE MATCH: CONSEQUENCES CREED def. PETEY WILLIAMS (w/RHAKA KHAN).

• MATT MORGAN def. SAL RINAURO.

• GAIL KIM and TAYLOR WILDE def. ANGELINA LOVE and VELVET SKY.

Impact Highlights:
During the Knockout match, Samoa Joe searches for Sting in the rafters. Sure, Sting is hiding out with all of the other nerds with a hotdog in one hand and slurpy in the other.
At the end of the show, Joe yells for Sting in the rafters. He discovers a crow (and not a bat, LoL) and started to yell "Sssttiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggg!" Does it remind you of anything….”Khhhhaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!!!” LoL.

Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed (as a muslim chick, I’m not offended, but does she really have to be all covered up?) came into have a little piece of Gail Kim and Taylor Wilde. Basically, Awesome Kong kicked both of their asses. She hits the Awesome Bombs on Kim and Wilde. ODB walks to the ring w/ some “liquid courage” and stares into Kong's eyes. How romantic!

Team 3D and Beer Money are backstage being interviewed by the Borash. Brother Ray declares that Beer Money (now Beer Money Inc.) were "scum bags” just like them. He says that Jacqueline has little scum bag in her, too….Hey Brother Ray, lay off the girl okay. Apparently Team 3D will team up with Beer Money in an eight man tag match against LAX and Christian Cage and Rhino. Brother Ray kept talking and said they were going to send LAX back to Taco Bell. So you pick on the woman and now you’re going after the LAX with a Taco Bell reference…please refrain from the racial stuff.

Booker T and Samoa Joe stand in the middle of the steel cage with various weapons hanging up in the cage.
Joe attacked Booker with the weapon he brought to the ring and Kevin Nash locks the cage door. That wasn’t a very wise move because a baseball bat was lowered from the ceiling and Booker T strikes Joe with it. I know the bat was symbolic of Sting’s presence, but there are dozens of other weapons inside the ring. Was the bat really necessary?

For whatever reason, A.J. Styles comes out and into the cage and yells from atop of his lungs. Styles wants to know what has been happening with Sting. "How come your bat keeps knocking Samoa Joe out?" Gee…I don’t know…What the hell is your problem Styles?
Styles says something to the effect of Sting being a coward which pisses off a certain someone because the lights go out. When they come back on, guess what…it isn’t a bat….it’s Kurt Angle standing behind Styles. Kurt puts the Olympic Slam on poor A.J. and yells to him "If you want to face my wife, you face the consequences." Ooooo….you better listen to him A.J.