WWE SMACKDOWN RESULTS 11.21.2008

• Shelton Benjamin and Mark Henry w/ Tony Atlas VS. Matt Hardy and R-Truth.
  
  
  

  Notes: What's up with Tony Atlas and his sleeveless shirts? Were his guns too big for those sleeves? It's like he's trying to look like the incredible hulk!
  

  
  

  I'm really glad that R-Truth didn't come out singing Kung-Funaki. Thank God!
  

Matt Hardy and R-Truth Win.

Poor Eve! Triple H does great promos, but this one left me shaking my head. Triple H was staring at Eve in the beginning of the interview. He made comments like "are they real?", "they're perfectly shaped and round", and "can I touch them?" which is supposed to lead us to believe he was referring to her breasts. Instead he held up her pearl necklace and went on about how fabulous they were. I guess this little interaction was supposed to have a comic effect, but it failed to bring laughs. I didn't see much of a point in it. Enter Kozlov who uttered in a heavily Russian accent "Goodbye King of the Kings." Every time I see him open his mouth, I keep thinking he'll say "I must break you!"

• Miz and Morrison VS. Jesse and Festus
  
  
  

  Notes: Finally someone figured out that ringing the bell could work in their advantage. Morrison grabbed the bell and rang it, sending Festus to la la land. Miz hit the Drive By for the win.
  

Miz and Morrison win.

• Jeff Hardy VS. Triple H
  
  
  

  Notes: Great Match! 15 minutes in total, but very exciting.
  

  
  

  Jeff Hardy really overdoes his makeup! I used to think that the hair was too much, but now I think he really wants to get techni-color on us with the extra makeup.
  

  
  

  Triple H shake's Jeff Hardy's hand at the end of the match. Dammit! When is the old Triple H coming back? He would have taken a sledge hammer to his head!
  

Jeff Hardy Wins.

• The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson VS. Primo and Carlito
  
  
  

  Notes: Those jackets are really getting to me. The Brian Kendrick really likes the Bedazzler!
  

The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson win.

• MVP VS. Some guy named James Mason
  
  
  

  Notes: As JR reminded us, this was MVP's last match before Survivor Series and he had to win or return his signing bonus. It must suck to not only lose your signing bonus, but to lose to some guy names James Mason in under two minutes.
  

  
  

  Khali comes out and roams around like the giant that he is. He distracts MVP which allows James Mason to roll up on him and make a pin.
  

Some guy named James Mason wins. Most Valuable Player my ass!

• Brie and Nikki Bella VS. Natalya and Victoria
  
  
  

  Notes: A short four minute match.
  

  
  

  The highlight of that match is when Brie bitch slapped Natalya. I'm guessing they don't like each other. The Twins did a switcheroo and rolled up on Victoria for the three count…sooo is this going to be gimmick now?
  

Brie and Nikki Bella win.

The Undertaker gives the last rites for the Big Show:

Or should I saw Big Slow! With the casket in the middle of the ring, The Undertaker came out all dramatic and said that the Show's sins would be paid for. Big Show comes out with the Guerrero's at ringside. Show said he wasn't afraid of Taker talked about the power of his hand. Taker opened the casket and took a step towards them when all of the sudden the lights went off as the bell tolled. The lights came back on and Taker had Vickie by the throat which didn't stop her from screaming like a banshee.

Taker picked her up and placed her in the casket and closed it. I thought it was really funny when Chavo ordered Show in to save her. Show looked afraid and like didn't know what to do. Oh Big Slow! You're a wrestler right! You're supposed to run in and save her. Show threw Chavo in the ring. Taker beat on Chavo in the corner and Show jumped in the ring and saved Vickie. Taker Tombstoned Chavo and put him in the casket and closed the lid.